March 24th

Fucking slap Lewis austin in the ball sack to fucking oblivion because he’s a bitch all other march 24ths are irrelevant

March 24th is Lewis slap day march Lewis bitch slap cool dicklol lweis

by Lewis Austin March 24, 2022

march 19 2006

People who are born on march 19 2006 are the most awesome people in the world, they are superior and everyone wants to be them

"omg, you're born on March 19 2006, I want to be YOU!"

by Badddie_Babes November 23, 2021

Masturbatory March Madness

MMM is a side challenge to March Madness. Whenever you get a match wrong you must masturbate for 1 hour following the conclusion of the series.

Me: Hey John are you doing Masturbatory March Madness this year?
John: Hell yeah bud, you?
Me: You betcha

by SomeShitPoster September 7, 2020

March 12

March 12 the day of the gamers. The most cracked at gaming in your friend group gets to demand 1 small thing from their favorite person in the friend group.

"I won the gaming contest and yk is march 12" :insert wink emoji:

by Mooflin >:) March 11, 2022

No Music March

Try to get through the whole entire month of March without listening to a single song.

Rule 1. You must drive with no radio
Rule 2. Wearing noise canceling headphones is okay if it means you’ll drown out music with white noise per se. This can especially come in handy for trips to the store
Rule 3. Video game OSTs are not allowed either. Turn it off completely
Rule 4. Completely stop listening to music in any way, shape, or form for this entire month and try not to go insane

Friend 1: *whispering to himself and laughing with headphones on*
Friend 2: Yo what’s up with him
Friend 3: Oh nah. Brodie’s struggling on day 6 of No Music March

by placebo! November 25, 2022

March 13th

This is a day that all boys names Tyler, have to wear a unicorn onesie with their girlfriend. They also have to do face masks with her and cuddle.

Tyler: We should have sex.
Girlfriend: No let’s wear onesies!
Tyler: Ok, but why?
Girlfriend: Because it’s March 13th!

by MadisonBrown13 March 12, 2021

March 29

March 29 is the day when you show your crush this and they have to give you their number or social media so yall are able to talk and send memes to them :)

person 1: “Hey what day is today?”

person 2: “March 29, why?”
person 1: “HOLD UP, wheres *****”

by ~gay loser~ March 26, 2021