2 definitions by MadisonBrown13
This is a day that all boys names Tyler, have to wear a unicorn onesie with their girlfriend. They also have to do face masks with her and cuddle.
Tyler: We should have sex.
Girlfriend: No let’s wear onesies!
Tyler: Ok, but why?
Girlfriend: Because it’s March 13th!
Girlfriend: No let’s wear onesies!
Tyler: Ok, but why?
Girlfriend: Because it’s March 13th!
by MadisonBrown13 March 12, 2021
November 18th is the day you suck your OWN dick. You don’t need someone to do it for you, you do you girl! Here’s how you do it. Face down, suck. Anyone (with a dick) can do it!
Girlfriend: hey babe can I suck your dick?
Boyfriend: no babe, I’m sucking my dick today bitch.
Girlfriend: why?
Boyfriend: because it’s November 18th you dumb whore
Boyfriend: no babe, I’m sucking my dick today bitch.
Girlfriend: why?
Boyfriend: because it’s November 18th you dumb whore
by MadisonBrown13 November 17, 2020