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Dirty Cunningham

Does your little brother masturbate with his hands?
No, he pulls of a Dirty Cunningham
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Dirty Avi

A most villainous act of pounding one's partner from behind until they shits on your manhood then begins to suck up the faecal matter and then kiss you thus putting shit in your mouth. indeed an act befitting the creation of Hell.
"Damn did you hear what happened to Jared yesterday?" said John
"No, I didn't," said Bob
"He had a rather encounter where his partner performed a Dirty Avi"
Bob laughed Maniacally as he plotted Jared's Demise
by TheScaryChinchilla April 14, 2020
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dirty cheesecurd

The act of shitting in a female's mouth, then getting head from the woman as she keeps the shit in her mouth. When cumming, the jizz gets mixed in with your own shit.
Trichelle got the dirty cheesecurd by Jack
by YRFAICLAWL April 16, 2010
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Dirty Joker

The act of inserting the two index fingers into the anus while simultaneously inserting the two middle and two ring fingers into the vagina of a girl on her period. The fingers of the same kind on each hand must be held together during insertion. Next, take the bloodied middle and ring fingers along with the two shit smeared index fingers and paint the face of the girl in one stroke with each hand beginning from the middle of the face finishing at the corners of the mouth with all fingers meeting. Use the blood as lipstick to paint around the lips and the shit as eye shadow. Finally, fish out the joker in a deck of cards and lick-n-stick-it to the forehead of your date with the joker image facing up.
I was fucking Dana doggie style the other day and noticed she was on the rag so I gave her a Dirty Joker after I blew my wad. She looked like a sad clown.
by DonLogan123 December 6, 2011
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Dirty Chorizo

When a man has a herpy lumpy penis that looks like a Payday, and decides to "raw dog" a girl in the rear.
Girl goes home with an attractive young man from the bar and doesnt understand why they cant have sex with the lights on, or why she cant give hime head......It's because he's planning to put the Dirty Chorizo into effect. And all she feels is that lumpy payday, and thinks oh shit.
by JQrazy November 29, 2009
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dirty hughes

When you nut in a girl's eye and they go temporarily blind for 1 summer.
I heard that Nancy couldn't go to camp because Shane Dirty Hughesed her
by GucciFukBoiii May 16, 2016
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Dirty Philadelphia

A dirty Philadelphia is when you wipe the dick cheese off under you womens nose.
My friend said he gave his girl a dirty sanchez, I had to one up him and gave his a girl a dirty Philadelphia.
by the dirty Philly September 25, 2012
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