Beef Swellington

When the vagina is so swollen from over-use that it resembles a vertical piece of beef surrounded by hairy fixins, like it was dropped on the floor of a salon before consumption
I was all set to hook up with Gloria but I didn’t know she was a WHORE whore. Her vagina was so worked up that it would be considered a delicacy in 3rd world countries. Beef Swellington is the culinary term but is also considered an insult amongst privileged society.
by Dig Nitty April 09, 2019
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Ground beef gay

When you're mostly straight but sorta gay but not sure how much, so you are a percentage gay just like ground beef. Ie; 85/15, 93/7, 75/25
Hey man, are you gay?
I'm ground beef gay, definitely a percentage, just not sure how much!
by VinegarBabySnaps November 24, 2022
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rat beef

To start or be involved in a fight for a nonsensical reason with another person.
First guy; Hey dude watch out where you going!
Second guy: Fuck you!
Third and fourth guy: Looks they have a rat beef.
by nocodename April 12, 2021
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Hot Beef Stew

Used to describe fresh, steaming feces, usually bearing a consistency somewhere between diarrhea and solid form. True proper use of the term involves the feces happening in a public restroom, and the toilet not being flushed upon completion.
John: Oh Jesus, what the fuck just died in that bathroom?!
Rahan: Yo you liked that? I even had some corn in that motherfucker.
John: Yeah, I fucking saw. Why didn’t you flush the goddamn toilet?!
Rahan: Just leaving some hot beef stew for the cleaning crew to enjoy.
by Sylvan Montague III August 10, 2019
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raffle beef

Normally live raffle draws are done by good look ladies but ocasionaly a hot man will do them. These are Raffle Beef. The hot guy is a beefcake but shortened to beef because the phrase has to identify he not just a normal beefcake. He also presents raffles hence the term Raffle Beef.
Wow, that guy that does the Stoked raffle live draw is a proper Raffle Beef.
by Taking The Wins February 28, 2023
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left beef

Oh Thomas has a weird left beef
by Majestic Chair June 07, 2017
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cured the beef

When you’re at odds with someone or something but you find a way to work it out.
“T. Swift & Kim K. used to be enemies but they cured the beef.”
by Roberta Frosting January 01, 2023
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