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social jail

when you hold people accountable in social situations where there are no legal ramifications. you can do this by uninviting them to events, unfollowing them, talking about their bad behaviour etc
Did you hear Chack sexually assaulted Marah? Too bad our legal system is fucked... better put him in social jail so he learns his lesson.
by socialjail123 April 19, 2021
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Social Social-Distancing

Someone who acts COVID woke by pretending to self-isolate and follow CDC guidelines in front of friends and family only to rip off their mask and lick a door handle as soon as your back is turned.
Saturday they were social social-distancing with about 100 strangers at a wedding so I'd stay the fuck away from them.
by Evolved guppy September 11, 2020
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social Carlinism

The practice of not emotionally investing oneself in the grand outcome of humanity while approaching society as an amusing spectacle. This attitude was famously espoused by comedian George Carlin.
The preface to Brain Droppings is the best summation of the philosophy of social Carlinism.
by Jack Atrophy August 5, 2022
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social construct

A term often used by lazy adolescents to dismiss concepts vital to modern society
A: you're 20 minutes late
B: Time is a social construct
by definition_pro1 July 1, 2024
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Horrors Of Socialism

Dahvie Vanity is the physical embodiment of the horrors of socialism
by Thorgorath November 4, 2022
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Social Media Patronizing

Social Media Patronizing: When you see someone in person and they say “I love your content” but they never actually comment on or “like” your posts or other content (depending on how the platform works) because they feel they’re better than, and don’t want the actual association.

That is social media patronizing.
Social Media Patronizing: Hey Mike, haven’t seen you in a while… omg, I LOVE following you on LinkedIn (but you know this person has NEVER engaged with you, not even a “like”).

This is a very condescending response from the person you haven’t seen in a while and claims they love to follow your content.
by Ricardo Rico December 31, 2021
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social right

The part of the political Left that pretends to be socialist then systematically betrays the electors once their seats are secured.
The social right, which is supposed to be left-wing, gives more importance to governing than to the measures it will apply, and finds itself governing with the right for the right, despite being elected by the left.
by asceticfigure July 22, 2024
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