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Louis Patridge sexsual by Happybear_love January 28, 2021

sexually accurate 

A term used to describe when something is satisfactory in a manner seemingly sexual, but has no relation to sex itself. Can be used to describe to describe cuts of meat, an event, or a person.

(1) How do you like your steak?
sexually accurate
....

(2) Hey how was the party last night?
Oh great! i met this chick that was sooo sexually accurate
What does that even mean?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW BECAUSE I AM A TOOL AND ARE MAKING UP WORDS TO FIT IN
Actually, sexually accurate is a word.
Oh.
Yeah.
...
...

sexually accurate by Dr. Segreto June 2, 2011

Sexualite 

A person who knows everyone because they've slept with everyone.

She wasn't a socialite at the party... The men all knew her for more intimate reasons. What a sexualite.

Sexualite by LaxPod April 13, 2014

S.T.P. (Sexually Transmitted Psychosis) 

A mental disorder, originating from Caron, passed on through any kind of sexual contact, ie. kissing, holding hands, intercourse, in which the sufferer causes fights at social gatherings.

"Wow, Frank was really aggressive last night, i think he might have STP!"

S.T.P. (Sexually Transmitted Psychosis) by Anonymous STP Sufferer December 21, 2003

sexually flustered

When you try to masturbate and you can't cum but you really need to.

Craig was feeling sexually flustered so he asked Erin to cum over and help him.

sexually flustered by 55cutiepie October 23, 2017

sexually constipated 

When someone's sexual desires and lust become pent up due to reasons outside their control. It may result in sick sexual fetishes like tentacle rape, tubgirls, bestiality etc...

If you ever looked at a doujin comic from Japan, you can tell their whole culture is extremely sexually constipated due to the vast amounts of disgusting fetishes they draw.

sexually constipated by MechaTC October 30, 2005

sexually inactive 

a state of being where one obstains from, whether volunarily or not, sex.

One obstaining from sex for 145 days one is officially sexually inactive.

Shit, I've been off the lady grid so long I must be sexually inactive by now!

sexually inactive by rosefart November 15, 2010