It is when you are driving on a bumpy road while a girl with braces gives you a blowjob from the back seat and when you hit a big bump the braces tear your foreskin.
Guy 1: “my dick really hurts man.”
Guy 2: “I didn’t need to know that dude.”
Guy 1: “yeah I was getting some rocky road head.”
Guy 2: “eww, shut the fuck up I don’t want to hear this!”
Guy 2: “I didn’t need to know that dude.”
Guy 1: “yeah I was getting some rocky road head.”
Guy 2: “eww, shut the fuck up I don’t want to hear this!”
by HelplessButter October 29, 2019
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White trashy three year olds holding up the middle finger, running out from their home and cussing at their parents.
Parents couldn't control them for their fucking lives.
They see a car coming and they ride their fucking scooter out right in front of them. Do you want to fucking DIE??!!!111
The way them nasty children stare up their nostrils as if you're an endangered.
They are children in need of deliverance.
White trashy three year olds holding up the middle finger, running out from their home and cussing at their parents.
Parents couldn't control them for their fucking lives.
They see a car coming and they ride their fucking scooter out right in front of them. Do you want to fucking DIE??!!!111
The way them nasty children stare up their nostrils as if you're an endangered.
They are children in need of deliverance.
Have you ever been to Monivea Road?
by I hate the kids on my street March 18, 2020
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Ooo look at my wife I met her on e road.
Some fucking freshie was whistling at me while I was walking on e road
Some fucking freshie was whistling at me while I was walking on e road
by wafflerrrr April 4, 2020
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