Janky eyes

The point in time when you're eyes hang low due to what you've drank and/or smoked

Bruno: "Bro I'm so faded"
Cameron: "Nigga you janky eyes?"
Bruno: "I'm janky as fuck"

by C Powers October 26, 2009

Eye Boner

When you see a very attractive person that it makes you open your eyes wide open. Usually your jaw drops along with it as well.

Damn, I got an eye boner from staring at Bonquisha's ass at the club!

by Mongacarta December 28, 2009

Seb Eye

When one eye is smaller than the other, due to the effects of smoking Cannabis.

Mildred - "Hey, what's wrong with his eye?!"

Roger - "That son of a gun, has a serious case of Seb Eye!"

by DreDayNigga January 19, 2010

Eye Cocka

Snotty, slimey, gooey, sometimes hard, crusty, flakey adhesive appearing mysteriously on morning eyelashes; momentarily handicapping sight and tranquility. Sometimes followed by "Pink Eye".

1. Every morning I brush my teeth, wash my face, and wash out the Eye Cocka. 2."Go wash your face! And get dat Cocka out ya eye!"

by Redboneguerilla November 17, 2009

Spring eye

Describes the appearance of one or more eyes affected by hayfever. The eye goes red and/or watery and is unmistakably unattractive to other people who make eye contact with the affected individual.

I came into work this morning and Debbie from accounts kept looking at me weird while I tried to flirt with her up real close. I didn't realise it was because of my Spring eye until I checked in the restroom mirror later.

by Kernel Panic 1000 October 7, 2010

goose eye

The hole(eye) in the top of the slender neck of a mans penis...

Check out that goose eye

Your goose eye just winked at me

Don't make me poke you in the goose eye

by death earneck August 21, 2010

fannyrash-eyes

People whose eyes are really red, red and sore, like a big ol' fanny rash across their eyes.

i.e.
Aaron: "Look at Lewis Knight's eyes, aren't they red"

Me: "Yes, he's well fannyrash-eyes from all that rabbi semen

by tda.harper January 19, 2008