i'm bout to nut! 

Wen u bout to nut!

To eject sperm out or your penis (hehehehe)
Person 1" what are you doing"
Person 2" nutting why"
Person 1" did you want to go die?"
Person 2"dude I'm popin a nut"

i'm bout to nut!

i'm bout to nut! by Ur dad lez October 19, 2018

Clag Nut 

little piece of shit that hangs stubbornly from your anal beard.

Des had trouble when a damn clag nut would not leave his anus hair.

Clag Nut by desmondos February 19, 2011

fuck nut 

A great thing to yell in crowded public areas.

Fuck nut!!

fuck nut by Saria June 2, 2003

Princess nut nuts

A term used by Former poltical aide to the British Priminster to described first lady of Britain Carrie Symonds. The term means someone who is so nutty they might as well be a royal of the nutters.

DC: That Carrie Symonds is a real princess nut nuts.
BoJo: You're fired.

Princess nut nuts by Boris "BoJo" Johnson November 15, 2020

Hug a nut

Just something you can say to someone who pisses you off.

Hey meathead, why don't you hug a nut and shut the fuck up.

Hug a nut by babygoose August 15, 2003

Kiss My Left Nut 

something that you say when you want to be provocative (especially if you are a chick) or use as a sarcastic comeback or reply. This expression is similar to kiss my ass and suck my balls

Bob: So Tina, did you like that movie?

Tina: yeah, I though tt was pretty good

Bob: Good? Dude, it completely sucked!

Tina: well you know what jerkface? You can kiss my left nut!

Kiss My Left Nut by kohina November 11, 2009

nutty nutty nut nut

Something you say to your friends when you are referring to busting a nut but you want only the very few people who read this definition to understand

Bro I'm boutta nutty nutty nut nut once I head out

nutty nutty nut nut by aright imma head out September 23, 2019