Monkey Spanker

A Monkey Spanker is were a human spanks a monkey or ape with his hand.

Dang, that dude's a monkey Spanker.

by Savannah connars April 3, 2021

Yoli-monkey

Yoli-monkey is a high energy but never does much of anything other than blow bubbles. Content with making messes and moving on to the next mess without cleaning up the previous one is one of the many traits. Yoli-monkeys are usually tall with a thicker upper body and long skinny legs and have more upper body strength despite living on land versus in the trees. High in energy but with sloth like behavior, the Yoli-monkey is content to blow bubbles and chatter endlessly at all hours of the night since Yoli-monkeys are usually nocturnal however daytime sightings have been recorded. They are usually light in skin tone but with thick curly dark colored hair.

Man I knew a Yoli-monkey had been through here with the trail of messes and the bubbles everywhere.

by 1403huerita May 4, 2021

un-monkey

Is the action of removing a monkey from something, someone or somewhere by any methods such as burning, cuting or using un-monkey magic.

Fuck it *un-monkeys your ball*

by morewater November 4, 2021

monkey mitt

to abuse, misuse, overuse, destroy, or handle carelessly

overuse: "who the hell keeps monkey mitting all the damn toilet paper?"
mishandle: "Quit monkey mitting shit before you break something!"
abuse/destroy: "That bitch was monkey mitting the remote and now I have to walk to the damn tv!"

by Chris Bailey December 10, 2003

Hall Monkey

One who actively participates in hall-monkeybusiness or other assorted hallway shenanigans.

Those crazy hall monkeys are having a water baloon fight in the hallway!

by waynething December 13, 2003

taint monkey

A male or female who will swing from one set of genetalia to another. They will most likely be hosts to std's. A person of this nature will rummage through any amount of hair to find that one delectable treat.

"He knew she had herpes and still fucked her! What a taint monkey."

by heated October 15, 2006

Stumbling Monkey

A sexual postion/action: Whilst giving a man a blowjob the blowjobber grabs a firm hold of the scrotum and rips off the testicles.

I don't trust that bitch, she might stumbling monkey me.

by C.H.B. July 2, 2008