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Jacob

Jacob is a dick and a fat shit he eats whenever he gets a shot if your friends with a Jacob you better be rich because he will go through your whole fridge in a day.
Jacob: Have you got any food
Me: no you ate everything yesterday
by Ha I got you December 25, 2019
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Charlie:"OMG Jacob is so thin will be be ok"
Dominick:"I know right the wind might just snap him in half
by _Emily_hater_123_ May 9, 2022
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Jacob

He's shy at first but as you get to know him he will think as you are a friend. He will try to be funny and if it offends someone he will quickly apologize. He has a hard life but always puts on a smile because he doesn't want anyone to worry about him. Loves to play sports and games. And when someone is sad he trys to help and cheer them up. He falls in love pretty easily but trys to get over it. If you are playing a sport and someone gets hurt he will forget about the fans and run over to help. Take my word for it, I am a Jacob.
Person: gets hit
Jacob: *runs over* are you ok?
Person: yeah, thanks
by Steavo10 November 16, 2020
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Jacob Beck

friend one: Hey bro, have you seen Jacob Becks tileman skills?
Friend two: Yeah he sucks
by hdulsdujs October 15, 2020
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Jacob

Damn Jacob fuckin pulls bro
by Jacob___69_420 November 1, 2021
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jacob and cameron

when combined the two of them are douchebags who are horrible at playing games and only know how to whine and complain. go cry to your mommy bitch...
person 1: oh they're cute

person 2: oh that's jacob and cameron... they'd stab you in the back before you can even say hello
by koran valdisack August 12, 2023
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Jacob Caplan

Jacob Caplan is the most silly little sigma you have ever met. He is not only silly but is the best with woman, and better in bed. He will take your bitch so fast you wouldn't realize that she started ghosting you. Jacob is the best in bed with his signature swirly twirly move, it will leave you wetter than a waterpark.
jacob Caplan is so hot i just want him to fuck me allready.
by Gelatinouscuber March 25, 2025
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