Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023

Hard

Used as a response to express that you strongly agree with something said.

“Fuck yeah bro, hard!”

by Tophy Brightside March 2, 2022

Hard Swipe

v. While using tinder and you find an exceptionally attractive match you use your suddenly massively erect penis to swipe right.

That Courtney girl was so fucking hot I had to Hard Swipe her.

by HardSwiper November 1, 2017

Try hard

Their in your school, they can suck. Teachers pet. They make you wanna jump off a cliff while shooting at them.

That kid with an anus on his cheek is such a try hard

by thatissomebullshit!!! May 7, 2018

An Image That Goes Hard

An image that “goes hard”, refers to an image that firstly looks like something you would only usually encounter on the internet or something that reflects on internet culture (memes, artistic content, etc.).

Secondly the image has to invoke either a sense of humour, (often sarcastic) bad-assery and/or coolness, sarcastic relatability, or a mix of the above.

These elements combined will result in the formation of an image that goes hard.

"Hey check out this image, it goes pretty hard right?" my friend said as he showed me the image on his phone. "That is in fact an image that goes hard man" I replied.

by oofinator4_3 December 1, 2023

hard rocky

getting pucnched simultaneously in the tits and cootie

erika got in a fight with someone. she said to her opponent “you want a hard rocky?”

by abledick October 30, 2018

Hard POV Tripping

Exlamation.

When you planned a chill night with your boys but you end up taking acid and see the astral things.
You turn to your friends and let them know you tripped weel saying : Hard POV Tripping.

*sees a dragon in the bathroom *
Hard POV Tripping man, that was crazy.

by BomberTrip July 29, 2020