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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

i have hot warm explosive diarrhea

A statement about how your liquid defecation is warm and hot

i have hot warm explosive diarrhea sentence
Friend: "how's your day?"

Me: "i have hot explosive diarrhea."
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by Poop man8675986479658437654908 September 15, 2025

all guys have kneads

Humorous/sarcastic phrase dat refers to how a majority of male humans strongly want to "squeeze theeze" whenever a buxom chick happens to be nearby.

In a number of home videos --- including a famous one on AFV --- various apes and monkeys are seen groping da "treasure chests" of human ladies. It appears, therefore, dat "all guys have kneads", no matter what species of primates they happen to be. :P

by QuacksO December 27, 2022

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

i have a huge bick

you read it wrong lol noob

kid: i have a huge bick
teacher: can i see it~~
kid: hahaha you thought i said di- wait what
teacher: i said let me see it
kid: ok

by YAY_fucktheinternet January 29, 2021

Why does the universe have 2 sides?

Oh! Sabine! OK! Remember how I said that the universe cannot come from nothing because it violates Newtons 1st law of motion?

Hym "So, why does the universe have 2 sides? Well, let me ask you this: Is the splatter... Of the matter... Consistent... WITH A COLLISION COMING FROM THE DIRECTION OF THE EMPTY SECTION OF THE UNIVERSE!? RIGHT? What if... The BANG... Of the big bang... Is a collision with another singularity!? Right!? So... Imagine a water balloon filled with marbles floating in space. The water is made of space-time. The marbles are made of all of the elements of the universe. Right? Now... Imagine that water balloon getting slammed into by another water balloon (presumably also filled with marbles). Now imagine watching that collision in slow motion. What happens to the marbles? It's not exact but you see what I'm saying, right? Because it's not marbles and water it's 'space-time' and 'matter' and the laws of the universe lead the matter to do whatever it does. Right? We've been hit! Where'd we get hit from? SABINE! Calculate direction and trajectory! And prepare to return fire!"

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

Can't have that

The phrase used to describe when you are unable or unwilling to accept something, usually a large issue on the person's behalf.

Person 1: Shit, I'm about to die! I can't have that!

by an extremely depressed bandu November 3, 2022