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I have Neurosemantical Inversitis

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A condition which causes the sufferer to process in an inverted emotional emotional valence, causing friendly and kind actions or words to be perceived as offensive or derogatory while rude or violent language is perceived as innocent and desirable.
Person 1: “ I have Neurosemantical Inversitis.”
Person 2: Ha, fuckin looser
Person 1: Thanks!
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New Haven 

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Home to Yale University, the #1 College in America, also where all the bad bitches and future world leaders reside. Haters (Harvard) call it Big Bro, Lovers call it the Dirty Have.
New Haven is 100x better than Cambridge!
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snakes have legs 

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False information that is typically found and spread on the internet. It is a reference to the "SNAKES HAVE LEGS" video made by Danny Casale.
"Dude, did you hear that people with blonde hair are 34% more likely to spontaneously combust?"

"I don't know man, it kinda sounds like snakes have legs."
snakes have legs by 1yearexpired July 30, 2024
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What have you 

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and/or anything else similar.
"for a binder try soup, gravy, cream, or what have you"
What have you by Arminkshipper August 6, 2024
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i have something to tell you 

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i’m gonna say something urban dictionary doesn’t like……

i will not buy the skibidi toilet mug.
person: i have something to tell you…. i’m not gonna buy the skibidi toilet mug
person 2: yea me neither lol
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Flare Haven 

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A passionate term for the vagina, emphasizing its fiery and intense nature during intimate moments.
"When the mood is right, her Flare Haven becomes an inferno of passion no one can handle."
Flare Haven by pirate agent September 10, 2024
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