Ethan

the best person ever, everyone should have a ethan in their life. Ethan is the person that could light up your life by just existing. They also got the best humor

“that guy is so funny! what’s his name?”
“Ethan obviously”
“Ohhh that makes sense”

by Soul_Sloth April 15, 2022

ethan

tall, very very jaunty. uber jaunty. huge neck. bigger than an apartment building. always eat protein drinks for some reason. very jaunty. edgy, very edgy teen. thicc, good at english, shit at fortnite, and sweats outs MOBAs

sunny: bro have you heard that joe played league of legends all night
ismail: yeah he is an ethan

by Sloin March 13, 2022

Ethanitis

A terminal condition that carries a high risk of mortality for TASIS students. Symptoms correspond with those of HIV. Seek medical help urgently.

Student 1: damn bro I woke up with a soar throat and a cough. I think I might have the cold.

Student 2: nah bitch you got Ethanitis. I think you need some of that witch tea shit if you wanna live.

by Ethan.4.life October 3, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is a person who highly enjoys molesting salt and rubbing salt around his genitals

Fuck he is pulling an Ethan

by SNEKE GRATER March 12, 2020

Ethan Alexander

Ethan Alexander is the hot guy, and is always athletic. He can also be very reckless and the funniest out of his friends.

Hey, Ethan Alexander is really hot.
Ethan Alexander is super funny!

by My boy todd5656 April 16, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is an awesome guy who is extremely easy to talk to. He is a confident, kind, caring and a loving companion. He has a natural integrity and truthfulness, and will always be a star in everything he does. He has a great sense of humour and loves having laughs and chilling with the people he loves. Although he can have a gentle heart he is also a great debater and will stand up for what is right and true. No one will ever compare to how much love and trust he puts into others and no one will ever be able to create as much impact in lives than he can. HE IS A TRULY GREAT GUY !!!

GUY 1: who is that guy over there?

GUY 2: Ethan he is an awesome guy

by bananaisanna July 13, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is an enigma. He's really nice, and you love that about him, but he's got this glare that makes you question the morality of your close to unruly staring at his attractive(but somehow not really attractive) face. Ethan is really sweet-until he isn't-and he's got a little sister who likes scrunchies and those sparkly lunchboxes from Justice that have letters on them. Ethan thinks saying you have a big forehead is an insult and not just a fact.

Sport person: You heard that super funny thing Ethan said today?
Normal person: No, no I did not.

by JonasTheOriginalSeries January 25, 2021