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ejac-u-beam 

A sporadic discharging of heatvision, brought on by sexual fantasies and/or watching animals copulate.
"HAHAHA!!!! Did you see it, the ejac-u-beam??"
ejac-u-beam by Macky T. July 16, 2003
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f-u button 

when someone calls you and you don't want to talk, you press the ignore button on your phone
Person 1: I don't feel like talking to him right now
Person 2: Just give them the f-u button
f-u button by dea8196 February 8, 2009
a physical measurement of sound. can be seen in almost any mp3 compatible players. comes in different types: bars, wave, lights, and visuals. who wouldn't dance if you see 'em flashing?
Still, I only feel alive when the V.U. is flashing
Bombs going off in my head
I want to grab you, want to scream at you
no icing me down
The party's crashing us now
The party's crashing us now
V.U. by georgie fruit January 24, 2011

diorio u-turn 

When you place your hand on the back of a girl every so slightly and while making small talk, you slowly move your hand down to her ass, quickly cup her groin, come back around and gently poke her in the nose and say, "Boooop! DiOrio U-Turn"
I was at the bar when I saw this 22 year old ginger. I decided to use the signature diorio U-turn to see where the night took me.
diorio u-turn by NoUturnNoWay November 9, 2014

One and Done U 

University of Kentucky
Damn, Kentucky lost two more freshmen to the NBA Draft?? That place really is One and Done U. Calipari is a greaseball.

Hell 2 U 

Person 1: HELL 2 U!!
Person 2: wow man you're such a quirky, funny and humorous person, i'm sure you have lots of friends
Hell 2 U by some_human May 12, 2020