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Tom Roberts

This is an important process, make sure you follow all steps closely: Firstly, you must locate your nearest park in your area. Secondly, while rather difficult to obtain for some, you must indulge in a adequate amount of Ketamine. Lastly, and the most fun part, you must return home with immediate effect and violently attack your mother, with the option of beating your sister straight after.
I'm very bored, I might attempt the Tom Roberts tonight.
by Sexy yet fragile December 9, 2022
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hottest man alive he has infinite friends no one messes with him or he bets u up and he the best at footy ever
tom kicks a goal

tom: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
by joely955 May 17, 2021
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He compliments you the one day, the other day he doesnt know you. However, he has an angel like laugh, he is talented and smart, even if he doesnt know about it. If you know a Tom, keep him. He is a treasure.
Person 1: see dis guy?
Person 2: yeah. Hes a Tom.
Person 1: what? I talk to him
Person 2: Keep him. Hes worth it.
by #not worth living September 2, 2020
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Tom Schmitzing

A person who is getting high to the extent that their brain function reverses is, per definition, "Tom Schmitzing" himself/herself out of it. The person starts to talk in hieroglyphic gibberish or something that sounds like an animal noise, until they throw their hands up and fall into the next cushioned location. While the person seems fine at first, their greasy eyes and their mindless talking speak a different language. Be cautious of friends who are Tom Schmitzing in your smokers crew, you might end up losing your grams on these maniacs.

Also called "Tomming all over the place", which more commonly refers to puking after hitting a blunt, or "Schmitzing to the limit", this action is prominent among less stable individuals.

This is not to be confused with to pull a Tom Schmitz, which is a more prominent slang term in Central Europe.
"Bro what the hell you smoked our whole ounce while I took a piss?!"

"muwhaaaa hehehe"

"Come on man thats not fair! Seriously, you can't be Tom Schmitzing me again"

"mhuuuuuuuwaaaaa og kush kusshhhhyyy"

ALTERNATIVE (EDIT)
"Wow man he tom schmitzed the fuck out of your stash bro!!!"
"what not again - this guy keeps tom schmitzing the fuck out of my stash every week :'("

"Yeah i mean look he left some trace"

*lays in the corner sleeping*
by tiffanyleckmisch June 8, 2018
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Tom Oldfield

Tom has a massive cock and is insane at life
Look it’s Tom Oldfield!!! He’s my idol
by calebsmom13312 January 12, 2022
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Tom

A manager for Team Elevate. Much better than Boldi
by Manager Boldi November 19, 2020
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tom is defo sus and likes cock up his ass hes like the new version of hitler with a better kd
joe: who is tom

ben: tom is the new hitler but hes gay

joe: whos joe

ben:joe MAMA
obama: come an take this L

*joe dies from cumming in toms ass*
by Localsnitch beater June 11, 2021
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