fart punting

used in the show psych, fart punting rhymes with shark hunting and really has no meaning. Fart punting is a fun thing to say that will have no effect.

Alicia: I love fart punting
jenny: what's that?
Alicia: beats me it's just fun to say
Jenny: amen to that sister

by leeshy.leeshy September 11, 2011

Change of fart

When you think you are going to fart but a small amount of liquid feces comes out of your anus.

I had to leave the party and change my pants because I had a change of fart.

by Chet Ritlin February 12, 2023

Jizz Fart

When you jizz so hard a wet juicy fart comes out

Did you hear about Edward. He wanked so hard he did a Jizz fart and shit everywhere.

by Keith Smith-Wood October 14, 2023

fart in a whirlwind

Something that's trivial, meaningless or insignificant.

My company gave out Christmas bonuses this year, but after taxes it was a fart in a whirlwind.

by NolaRy January 13, 2023

fart shack

The little shack inside your ass where your farts live.

Sorry for the smell, my fart shack just exploded.

by fartcheesestinkstyfour May 3, 2023

fart nest

Dat ass, where little farts are fed and tended to until they are ready to fly free from home. A breeding ground for farts in one's behind.

Dang, did you see the gigantic fart nest in that one?; Her fart nest swayed as she walked, tempting passerby to lean in for a closer sniff.

by Chastibush September 17, 2023

Ant Fart

A major incident or issue that has occurred, but you forgot to mention to someone important that should have been informed.

Umm, Mary and I got married last week. Sorry for the Ant Fart

by Ant Farter January 28, 2020