Theres

Kind and pretty and absolutely lovable. If you have a Theres in your life don't let her go.

I love Theres.
Periodt.

by anonymous April 13, 2023

three fingers up

three fingers up if you madly obsessed with matthew gray gubler

define that means “three fingers up” she must be obsessed with matthew gray gubler

by nounymous April 14, 2023

three strike rule

When you take a dump three times before having to start your day at work. It is an automatic day off.

I called off work today and told them "I struck out". I broke the three strike rule.

by tripleRdeuce April 21, 2023

Three fail

Dipen

Dipen three fail kela

by Dipen gay April 23, 2023

Three-Minute LumberJack

When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.

I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.

I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.

by LumbrJack April 27, 2023

Three-Way Handshake

Three men form a triangle. One man reaches across the triangle and starts jerking one mans penis. The mans penis who is getting jerked reaches across and jerks off both men.

Hey want to go back to my place and have a Three-Way Handshake?

by HoldenTudix May 5, 2023

Three dolla bill

Something/someone fake. / Limp Bizkit's most badass album.

Example 1:
Person 1: Mary cheated on me...
Person 2: Always knew she was like a three dolla bill.

Example 2:
Person 1: Favourite Limp Bizkit album?
Person 2: Three Dolla Bill.
Person 1: Valid.

by zielonyRobal May 8, 2023