Losing your Pink Ribbon

When a straight dude sleeps beside a gay guy and nothing happens besides sleep the whole night.

"Tell me about Losing your Pink Ribbon again."
"I lost my Pink Ribbon to Steve last night"
"The gay dude. No sex? You sure?"
"Yep, just sleep... maybe some spooning."

by specialbreh June 10, 2018

Pink fish

Someone who is retarded

Your such a pink fish

by Gold fish betchhh July 15, 2019

Pink face

Male or females usually recieve pink face during sexual acts such as ejaculation in the eye and eproctophilia SEBF (Sexually aroused by farting)

"OMG!!Babe I have pink face!"

"Can that shit be cured"

by "It's clamidia yall" July 31, 2019

Pink French Fry

A small soft skinny penis

“We went to hook up but he had a pink French fry so I got up and walked out”

by Anon355 November 5, 2019

Grandma's Pink Dinosaur

A euphemism for your granddaddy's dick

"Grandma's Pink Dinosaur" has definitely gotta be euphemism for something...
Yeah its gotta be your your grandpa's dick

by GrandmasPinkDinosaur November 10, 2019

Pink Elephant

A homosexual political conservative.

We need a symbol that says we're gay and conservative. Just then a balloon of a pink elephant floated into the room

by Möuntain Mike December 27, 2019

Pink Sock

To acheive the state of pink sock, remove your spacesuit upon exit of the stratosphere. Marvel at your decompressed intestines as they ooze out of your body forming a spagettified pink twin of your former self.

"Um Captain, it seems that some cunt-for-brains left the shit shoot open. All matter is currently being vaccummed into space. Shall we commence the ejection sequence?"

Captain: "It's only right. Pink Sock treatment awaits."

by dayum son who dat?! December 29, 2019