bean burrito bomb

Supplies: 1-Large tortilla shell, diarrhea or big poop, cheese moldy preferred, microwave (probably one that is going to get thrown away), 3 person sling shot. Steps lay out tortilla shell and lay a meaty scud monkey where the meat would be, sprinkle the zesty molded cheese on the turd and microwave for 1:00 min or until cheese on turd is melted and crisssssspy, then grab 2 friends to aid in this epicness, load the bean rito Im the cockpit of the 3 person slingshot of doom and let it go right in the victims cock sucker! (way better if their sleeping)

Codak: dude it was hilarious when we slapped Justen in the face with that bean burrito bomb!

James: HELL YEA! He still smells like stinky shit rito!

by turd burgler6969 April 4, 2010

Sniff my beans

May be used instead of "suck my balls" when situation proves that it's inappropriate, or when speaking to a child. Either way, it gets the point across, in an innocent way.

"Yeah, yeah Sean, sniff my beans."

by sniffmybeans May 6, 2010

Bean Bag

A st8 girl who only hangs out with gay chics. Instead of the word Fag Hag, A st8 girl that hangs with gay boys.

Becky is such a bean bag now a days, With all the baby dikes!

by DCGlitter December 28, 2007

Delicious Beans

Delicious Beans is a form of eating a horse. If you put a horse leg in the horses mouth then spread butter on its ear while drinking Kool-Aid it will taste like beans and other delicious foods like Chunky Jesus Juice..

Hey man I had some delicious beans last night, I was like... yummmmmmy

by HumbleElephantwithaLollypop September 30, 2006

Jackin' the bean stock

When you are too lazy/tired to take off your girlfriend’s stockings before having sex – so you bust right through them with your fist.

Woman: Hunny I’m too tired to take my stockings off.

Man: That’s ok baby I’ll just jackin' the bean stock you.

by Tinka Parker February 24, 2008

Slippery bean

When you lube a Latino/Latina's ass so much you can't hold on to it

Hey man I noticed you laying down these bricks. Would you like a slippery bean later?

by Noosemoose April 18, 2018

grean bean

Grean beans are a sacred weapon designed for the lone purpose of bringing the destruction of THOTS.

Home Boy: Hey Fam I spotted a THOT down the block hop in da whip Fam and bring in the heat wit dem grean beans

Tod: I gotchu

by Hucklefucklecuck December 15, 2017