Tom

Someone who exemplifies the qualities of a bird (usually flightless); a person with strong, bird-like tendencies

You know Tom? That guy is such a bird and so is his girl.

by Magic Rod November 23, 2021

Captain Tommed

Being fooled by a money grab disguised as a charitable cause. Usually by unscrupulous thieves in denial about their actions.

I donated to that charity the other day but it turns out my money went towards paying someone's daughter a salary for buying new shoes!

I was utterly Captain Tommed!

by Professor Robin Hood November 28, 2024

Tom Holland

My husband

Tom Holland is my fucking hot husband

by Tom is my hubby June 8, 2019

Toothbrush Tom

A way to refer to Greg, emphasizing his love for toothbrush anal that he craves.

Stop being a toothbrush tom, fucker.

by Sean Feller September 16, 2025

Tom without Jerry

A term used to describe someone who tries something only for it to comically and chaotically blow up in their face because of their own clumsiness.

"He tried to slide down the banister 'like they do in the movies' and now we have to pay a lot of money just so the hospital will fix his leg. Why did I get stuck dealing with Tom without Jerry?"

by Little Dove June 6, 2023

tom cronin

a lad who can pull bare lasses when hes with a lass

omg peter is doing a tom cronin

by LOL_LOL69 May 7, 2023

Tom

The kind and caring soul he will always check up on you and is always there for you no matter what. Tom has always got a lot going on and can never seem to get out of drama but at the end of the day he is the nicest and hottest guy out there if you fall for a tom you are in trouble because they are the hardest to get over and you will get jealous all the time because he is always with other girls but all you need to feel good about your self is just to hear him talk or for him to give you a compliment I love you Tom and it will get better I promise

Tom is hot

I know right and he has a heart of gold

by Iloveyourmumanddad November 23, 2021