shitterton street

The shittiest street in your city.

Fuckboy: Did you know that Alex lives in shitterton street?
Fagduck: Oh, really?
Fagduck: Fuck that guy.

by Shitterton Squad September 16, 2016

street jogger

The yuppie in a yuppie, or preppie, upper, or upper-middle, class neighborhood who wears Northface, Bass Pro Shop, Nike, or some other brand named, ultra expensive, gear or shoes in an attempt to look as if they are cool fitness pro runners. However, when you actually watch them run, they can't run, but rather "jog" super slowly as if they are really old, out of shape, or have some condition that prevents them from breaking out into a full run.

Go to any upper scale neighborhood during the moring or afternoon and look for the people attempting to run in that neighborhood. "Like, OMG Buffy, my million dollar mansion doesn't chafe me as much as these Nike shorts do while I am being a street jogger, jogging lamely through these streets!" *Note, if you do see someone actually in an all-out run--they are probably a real athlete/should be really wearing the clothes they earned by actually working out.

by Retrogurl February 12, 2014

street-beat

the usual pace of walking when most people are in a hurry: it is faster than a quickstep, slower than a double-time; it is almost as if you are walking to the rhythm of dance music.

the street-beat of people was so predictable that you could set your wrist-watch to it.

by Paulytaz March 9, 2019

thomas street shit

when you commit something flatcestuous, ie having sexual inter course with a flatmate

two housemates sleeping with the same guy? that’s some thomas street shit

by aylith December 23, 2021

Street Kingpin

A person who runs the streets and is a freak in the sheets. Typically a street leader or a person who gathers a group together for various shenanigans and activities, including but not limited to games (both young and old), chilling, or activities pertaining to a large amount of nudity.

Brandon: Why is you dick always out when we all get together?

Sam: I'm the street kingpin home, expect to see a cock when the bois get together.

by samuel1997 February 3, 2024

Street feet

When someones feet are so dirty from walking barefoot around peoples nasty houses.

"Hey street feet, how bout you go clean yo-self?"

by Tina Louise June 23, 2009

meat seat street

Going backdoor on someone with an unusually large ass.

Martin went meat seat street on Hattie Mae Pierce.

by Handjobs#2 February 28, 2020