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SNOW WIFE

SNOW WIFE is the reincarnation of every single musical legend in history. She is actively challenging pop musics biggest names such as Taylor Swift and Beyoncé daily whilst pushing boundaries. Her 2024 highly acclaimed smash single POOL has garnered a staggering 2.88/5 star rating on the RateYourMusic website. Her 2023 TikTok hit single AMERICAN HORROR STORY has garnered over 71 million streams on Spotify.
Icy: "SNOW WIFE is so good"
Everyone Else: "Lol u stan SNOW WIFE. That’s embarassing"
—5 Months Later—
Cahl: "POOL OUT NOW. SNOW CHRIST IS THE QUEEN I'M SO SORRY I EVER DOUBTED YOU. SHUT UP DANZAM AND TIPPY"
by JadeThirlwallQueen July 3, 2024
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Snow Wife

Snow Wife is a controversial "singer" not-songwriter, "known" for her association with producer and accused abuser Dr. Luke, as well as her reliance on heavy use of autotune and monotone vocals in her "music". Her lyrics often focus on over-sexualized themes and mundane melody choices, which have drawn criticism on website ATRL and Discord server "faguettes" for their objectification and lack of depth.

Despite her questionable minuscule talent, Snow Wife has managed to attract a very small but devoted following, largely comprised of fans who are drawn to her provocative aesthetic and explicit lyrics, easily comparable to those of fellow Dr. Luke collaborator "Kim Petras". However, her music has been widely panned by critics and industry professionals, who have described her voice as weak, faceless and unremarkable.
Have you heard Snow Wife's new song POOL? Yeah it's a skip, press delete.
by MatchMyFreakMiami July 3, 2024
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Snow Latino

A med Slav

Term coined by @vers_laLune (x/twitter)
"Slavs and Mexican are the exact same people."
"Slavs are snow Latinos is the truest thing I've ever heard"
by urban-dictionaneer July 3, 2024
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horse in the snow

As in good property’s in cold and snow conditions. Very dependable and powerful
The Subaru is a horse in the snow.
by anonymous July 27, 2024
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Snow King

A person who has large amounts of cocaine, and befriends everyone around. He is the most trusted and genuine member in his friend group.
Wow! He truly is the Snow King. Everyone respects him and looks up to him
by anonymous March 29, 2025
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Snow buck

The male version of a snow bunny. Being a gay white dude who goes for black dudes. More niche than a snow bunny, and a bit rarer. Ask a wordington resident about it
Axel in Harlem wouldn’t ever fall under snow bunny mind control. A snow buck however…
by Phantomartist April 3, 2025
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Snow Roach

A term used to describe white bitches of any kind.
"Wow, did Jake and Emma really eat each other out in Walmart? What a bunch of snow roaches."
by justdeffy April 8, 2025
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