The sloppy cow

When the man inserts his penis into a bowl of fruit loops and then the female has to suck a fruit loop off his tip. The male proceeds to dump the cereal in the females vagina and pounds her fast and hard

Man: babe wanna do the sloppy cow tonight
Woman: sure babe I’ll get the fruit loops ready

by Xxcowpounder October 27, 2022

Sloppy Dallas

A sloppy Dallas is where a girl packs a fat lip of dip and then gives you a sloppy blowjob

Mmmmmm come give me uuuhhh....... sloppy Dallas

by Big boy bigd October 15, 2020

Sloppy joe

When the male pulls his penis out of s/o ass and the s/o starts sucking it

Damn babby that’s a nice sloppy joe

by Dmdjdjrjfj July 15, 2019

sloppy dallas

when a male or female is giving a person a blowjob with a mouth full of dip.

Caleb: "ayo babe get on ya knees right now and give me a sloppy dallas."
Dave: "sure thing babe."

by FromUndaChesee October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

a type of blowjob in which the person giving the blowjob has tobacco dip in their mouth.

Do you want me to give you a sloppy dallas?

by Yeetification October 15, 2020

Sloppy Churro

A Sloppy Churro is the act of lathering your penis in melted butter, followed by a thorough coating of cinnamon sugar so that the penis appears like a delicious churro.

You Know What a Sloppy Churro is?
Yeah. My girlfriend has a hell of a sweet tooth if you know what I mean ;)

by The real John October 2, 2019

Sloppy surprise

Taking a sloppy shit in your friend's toilet and not flushing so when they come to use it they get a sloppy surprise

Jack: Hey Isaac you said your toilet was clogged?
Isaac: yeah Alex left me a sloppy surprise yesterday, the bog was so big we needed the plumber

by Isaac69420 September 20, 2022