Putting Sauce on my Nachos

When you are taking a shit then decide to masturbate, then cover the fresh laden shit with your own semen.

"Dude wtf took you so long in the bathroom?"

"Sorry man i was just putting sauce on my nachos."

by denseb0nerforest February 5, 2018

Shot him right in the sauce

Originally derived from a response to a low budget, cinematic attempt at fake blood splatter resembling BBQ sauce, the phrase can also be applied as an reaction to any botched effort.

Yo, did you see that girl reject that guy's pick up line in front of all his bros? She shot him right in the sauce!

by Nacholiferaft November 10, 2021

Turbo Raging Kerbinkle Sauce

A tasty hotsauce that gives you cancer. only a true dungus would nom it.

Dude, pass the Turbo Raging Kerbinkle Sauce so i can put it on my vegan bacon

by madoats June 26, 2019

Sweet n Sour sauce

The concoction left over after a anal creampie .

"If you're such a good slut, drink the Sweet n Sour sauce!"

by beastguy October 31, 2018

ba-ba-koo sauce

how some black people say barbecue sauce

my mother screamed furiously at me "LAQUISHA! GIVE ME SOME BA-BA-KOO SAUCE!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!"

by HIGHSCHOOL9TH May 31, 2010

Criss cross booty sauce

To screw someone, especially a bro, over.

Johnny: That nigga stole my girl bro.

Ryan: He criss cross booty sauce you?
Johnny: Yeah my nigga!

by Peter the Pussy Penetrator May 21, 2019

Extra mild weak sauce

An extension of weak sauce, an extreme nature of situations which is very chate. When it can be looked down upon as a failure, terrible, absolutely brutal in every way.

Your slap shot hit that blind kind, that's some extra mild weak sauce.

Arrested drunk in public... naked, that's some extra mild weak sauce.

by TickleMyTommo December 9, 2008