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dirty potato bomb 

A dirty potato bomb is wile you are have sex in doggy style you take a potato and insert into the woman's anal way. You leave the potato in tell you cum then u pull out the potato from her anal way. The potato should be covered in poop. And as u walk out the door you turn and as had as you can you through the potato at her as u wisle the sound of a bomb dropping.
Found out my girl cheated and i hit her with a dirty potato bomb
dirty potato bomb by Fart42069 July 22, 2021
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Status Potato 

Status Potato is a caring guy who is nice, handsome short tempered, determined, good willed, kind, adventurous, homely, down-to-earth, doesn't talk to you he just talks to your lil dude AND MOST IMPORTANTLY IS ALWAYS CHECKING THE STATUS ON HIS POTATO.
Man 1: Status what is the status on your potato???
Status Potato: It is very safe because I care about my potato and I am always checking the status on it

Status Potato 

An amazing guy whos smart, caring, overstanding, intelligent, wont talk to you he'll just talk to your little dude BUT MOST OF ALL HE WILL ALWAYS TELL U THE STATUS ON HIS POTATO
man 1: hey status you re so kind and caring can you please tell me the status on your potato
status potato: normally i wud but im sorry i cant tell you i can only tell your lil dude
later
his lil dude: what is the status on the potato, status?
status potato: the status is good because i am caring for it and always checkingt he status on the potato.

Sweet-potato-sauce 

Sweet-potato-sauce is an exclamation similar to 'cool', 'awesome' and 'sweet'. It is used mainly because of its superior syllable construction. It often seems insufficient to simply say 'sweet!' when you find something pleasing. However, 'Sweet-potato-sauce' has, at 5, the perfect number of syllables. You might laugh, but it is the best way of expressing you contentment.
Person1: Hey, were you able to finish the summer reading?
Person2: Yeah, I finished the whole thing!
Person1: Sweet-potato-sauce!

Chinning potato 

A potato with multiple chins or a couch potato of a person with multiple chins
Chinning potato by G!RL August 30, 2021

Sweet Potato 

A sweet potato is when a thot plays your skin flute while your driving a tractor.
"Hey, whats up?"
"Not much, Just got a sweet potato. You?"
Sweet Potato by St0rmTesticles September 12, 2021

Baked potato cum 

I like using baked potato cum in my pizza dough!
Baked potato cum by Questionable_guy September 25, 2021