sorry for the long post here's a potato

This is what you add to your long post to show that

you really don't give a shit to your reader
you just give one potato.

Bla
Bla
Bla
Bla

sorry for the long post here's a potato

by Halidad January 28, 2017

Potatoes

The love of my life

I love potatoes

by Hyugaqueen December 5, 2019

Potato

If you’re called this it means you have really bad aim.

Dude how’d you miss! You’re such a potato.
You completely missed the guy. You potatoed everywhere.

by Tempest_Dragon October 11, 2019

Potato

Madison Taylor

Potato is my friend.

by The Potato Baron February 11, 2020

[Potato]

A short, round-ish person who is or acts adorable. (Also applies to babies)

"Aww Jessica is such a potato"

by WTFEWV854U5*SM7 0 December 10, 2016

potato

A derogatory term describing a computer that is so outdated or underpowered that it struggles to run modern applications. Using a "potato PC" often results in frustrating performance issues, which can hinder productivity and success in tasks such as programming.

I tried to build my first Flutter app on my "potato" PC, but it crashed every five minutes, leading to an F in my Mobile Programming class!

by Emotional Cruiser July 25, 2025

Potato Salad

When a man pisses, shits and creams in a lady's mouth, she chews and swallows then regurgitates back onto the mans chest.

Dave- "I gave Sally a nasty potato salad last night."

Greg- "Damn Dave, SHOW ME POTATO SALAD!"

by BighornBaby42 May 31, 2018