crod muffin

When a girl sits on a fat boys face
by Beast1111 May 11, 2017
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muffin loaf

When a vagina has lips that are large enough to stick together creating a singular shape that resembles a loaf of bread that must be sliced before being eaten.
"Damn, she has a nice lil muffin loaf on her and I'm about to get me a slice!"
"Some people like an innie and some people like an outie, I personally prefer a nice muffin loaf."
"This bathing suit is so small, I feel like my muffin loaf is showing."
by May 01, 2023
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muffin base

fat ass/booty, taken literally the bottom of a muffin top.
'that girls got a gigantic muffin base'
by theonlyheartless January 03, 2012
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Muffin, Butter, and Jasmine

Muffin, Butter, and Jasmine mean the world to mean, I can't imagine a world without them.
by naomi_galliard December 06, 2022
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Punt muffin

A sex act in which you punt a muffin into a girls orfices.
I heard you punt muffined Sarah last night!
by LanternFriend October 14, 2022
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Rizz muffin

A very smarty and aquired person with good ways of talking to the opposite sex / or same
by rizzzmuffin January 11, 2025
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