Matayo

never seen a more chiselled buttox. I'll clench my pecks as he walks past, maybe he'll peer up from his book. Matayo will meet you in biscuit town, an icon above Hadid. a laugh like liquid gold. He will drag you to the top from your pit of sludge.
matslayo is so mysterious and amazing

'what was that rumble?'
'oh, that was just matayo walking by'
'i was wondering why the sun just got blocked out'
'yeah, his huge buttox, right?

by Hillsefoefriend August 1, 2022

Matt

Matt is a character from the fangame Dayshift at Freddy’s (DSAF) trilogy. Matt is a creepy virgin with a creepy smile that everyone hates. He will sell you anything for faztokens. Make sure to be careful around Matt as his virgin-ness is very contagious.

Example: Matt has a shit eating smile

by CloverWes August 1, 2022

Matt

Someone who smashes everything

Matt: Smash

by hi1234554321 August 3, 2022

Matt Rates

Achieving rates approximately twice as common as advertised.

I was getting drops at Matt Rates while bossing today.

by Dry Gamer August 4, 2022

MATT MAN

The absolute unit we needed he is extremely hot and has a Pringle can sized cock and gets all the bitches he is accompanied by too side kicks xavien and august

When I was sad I needed matt man

by Ar3bel August 6, 2022

Martyn Evans

Martyn Evans is an obese (overweight) individual.
Martyn Evans tends to consume over six thousand calories per day.
Martyn Evans does carry bigger breasts than the average female.

Martyn Evans ate all of the food

by KlausMik August 9, 2022

Matt

A male with a small dick and a huge ego. He thinks he is hot shit and will drive you insane.

"Matt is so annoying"

by Pongo3030 August 20, 2022