Jacob is the kind of guy that has gross shaggy hair that he refuses to clean. He usually wears virginity rocks shirts and jokes about dicks. He is offensive to woman too :D he is extremely stupid and will probably grow up to be the creepy gym teacher. Be careful around Jacobs, they might start a rumor that you have slept with multiple guys.
Person 1 : Omg look it’s Jacob! Avert your eyes.
Person 2 : Oh god he is coming!
Jacob: Sup turds. You all look like complete fags today. I’m gonna go vape till smoke comes out of my ears.
Person 2 : that’s not how that works...
Jacob: shut up dweeb. You’re a boomer.
Person 2 : Oh god he is coming!
Jacob: Sup turds. You all look like complete fags today. I’m gonna go vape till smoke comes out of my ears.
Person 2 : that’s not how that works...
Jacob: shut up dweeb. You’re a boomer.
by AppleSausumPossum October 17, 2019

Name of a true slag will shag your husband and leave you with aids not to be messed with secretly a transgender called Chantelle
by Doobie6 November 18, 2019

A person that is the worst dude in the world that goes by the name KronicRL in fortnite and smells like my goats toe cheese after a saturday Goat Shit Stomping rally.
by Mrfunnyguy10 October 3, 2020

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by moki-and-dewi November 23, 2021

The most caring and loving boy you will ever meet. He's so sweet and tries his absolute hardest to make you feel wanted. He's truly such a pure genuine soul and always loves to help people that he cares about.
'Person 1: "OMG! Do you see Jacob Short over there?!? He's so caring and kind."
Person 2: "Oh yes, Jacob Short, such a sweet boy!"
Person 2: "Oh yes, Jacob Short, such a sweet boy!"
by purplegirl11111 August 23, 2019

the best boyfriend you will ever have. he has the prettiest eyes you have ever seen and you can look into them forever. the sweetest voice you will ever hear, you can even fall asleep to it. he also has the most beautiful blonde hair ever and the cutest smile. he knows how to treat you right and never fails to put a smile on ur face and make you laugh. sometimes he can be a little mean but he never means it. his personality is the best ever. hes so nice and caring, he is funny and beautiful. hes just so perfect. he will do anything for you, he will give u the world. if u ask he will give (or try atleast). he gives the best presents in the world. hes also very very amazing at basketball, baseball, and football. hes athletic.. AND PRETTY. hes just the most perfect human being in the whole wide world. hes amazing<3
i love jacob
by labdodndisbsidbwn January 29, 2022
