Land a tree on it

To implement a solution to a problem that's so effective, it puts down roots and becomes permanent.

"Raise that issue and make Pete land a tree on it"

by AnyOldSmith March 20, 2024

touching the trees

When one under the influence does not want to deal with the effects of a hangover, so they rip off their shoes and socks and walk across the sun-kissed lawn (freshly cut) to touch that one tree that just seems to call out to them

“Bro it’s 4am right now, how is Jonathan not dying? Bro is touching the trees!”

by Da Chew April 3, 2024

i love trees

Either you mentally ill ..
or you think trees are your best friends because they produce oxygen, to be honest that’s true :)

Mental dude 1: I LOVE TREES
Mental dude 2: dude.. we are in a mental hospital room.

by iAteTheNoodles June 24, 2021

Tree

Another word to say three (by retards)

I have TREE apples (I have three apples)

by poteticman June 30, 2021

veteran tree

A tree that is epercenced in photosynthesis.

Phill has a veteran tree in his backyard.

by Mrs.Paper Cut July 4, 2021

tree fin

Sexy and hot and syds friend tree fin is syds friend. tree fin is so hot and sexy omg like if you’re tree fin kiss me kiss me kiss me!! ily tree fin. <3333

syd: i love tree fin

by Who dis 🤨 July 4, 2021

trees

Things a Effien love

The trees were swaying in the wind

by Wharon July 11, 2021