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custard road house

The act of smearing peanut butter between two patties. Or filling a pasta linguini with come and baking it. Along with a road house where they serve custard.
by Dr.felt her snatch December 8, 2013
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The house cup tournament

The house cup tournament began with the first generation of Hogwarts students. One student from each of the houses will complete a series of dangerous tasks. The winner would not only win the cup, he would win eternal glory. If I remember correctly, the house cup tournament was disbanded after one semester when one of the students died. Don't worry, it was a Hufflepuff.
Quirrell: The house cup tournament is a time-honored tradition, but where does this competition come from and what are the roots of the competition?

Hermione Granger: The house cup tournament began with the first generation of Hogwarts students.

Quirrell: That was a rhetorical question.
by Hermione Stranger June 27, 2012
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French House

A bordello that specializes in oral sex.
"This ain't no French house," she said as she kicked the girl out. (paraphrased as used by William Faulkner)
by Blizzardguy October 26, 2012
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Lil house phone

An absolute genius in creating rapper names.
Person 1: Yo bro I want to be a rapper but I don't know what to call myself
Person 2: No worries bro I'll hit up Lil house phone he'll come up with something
by Scooty789 January 6, 2019
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Who's in da house?

Ironic question asked, often jabbing a thumb over the shoulder, when someone who considers him or herself a Grand Pooh Bah has just entered the room. From Irish comic Brendan O'Connor's kitschy pop hymn with the refrain, "Who's in da house? Jesus in da house!"
by Fearman March 6, 2008
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Lizzy Borden House

Conciderd one of the most paranormal homes in America. EVP has great recording
P1: Honey, you want to go to Lizzy Borden House and check it out?
P2: Heck ya, you know I <3 getting the hair scared out of me. Better than sex.
by ghoastsRmypassionjob October 25, 2009
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Flop House

A home that was horribly flipped by a newbie millennial, who paid big bucks to listen to a lecture from Joe Shmo, or watched a house-flipping show on TV.
Jennifer just bought a real flop house.
by anonymous March 26, 2021
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