When you realize that you did not wipe so great last time you used the bathroom and you have itchy ass syndrome. And since you are at work you give it a courtesy wipe to relieve some of the damage until you can take a shower.
Hey man why are you walking funny?
Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.
This is why she left you bro
Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.
This is why she left you bro
by Lil dewdrop June 11, 2023
Get the 3$ car washmug. Generally referring to micro vehicles such as smart cars, Mitsubishi Mirage hatchbacks, Toyota Yaris etc. Tiny vehicles whos horns don’t really even beep, but rather sound like a baby bird doing it’s best.
Driver abruptly changing lanes: Did you hear something?
Passenger : I think that lil Meep Car just honked their horn at you.
Passenger : I think that lil Meep Car just honked their horn at you.
by Bradentonian June 7, 2022
Get the meep carmug. the act of 2 cars traveling in opposite direction and hitting their sideview mirrors in a was that appears that both cars are performing a high five.
by BUTTBLAST3000, the waist band September 29, 2012
Get the car-fivingmug. Did Hitler and Car Hitler meet up in the back rooms. Yes they did under Car Hitler Fastist ideology spears across Car Europe with Car Mussolini loving the idea but in 1945 a rap battle with Eminem led to Car Hitler killing himself later Nikita Grushev and his winions ordering bob the builder to build a wall around east Lego city to keep out the influence of free dental insurance to his workers which something he couldn’t afford
by The real history man_1238 April 3, 2023
Get the car hitlermug. vroooooom vrooooom vroooooooooooooom vrooooooooooooooooom vrooom, no offense
Car go vroooooooooooooom
by Froggity November 23, 2020
Get the Carmug. by M3M3life February 13, 2021
Get the weed carmug. by PoiuytrewqZXCVBNM,./ December 20, 2023
Get the Owen carmug.