I'm not leaving

You need to pay. I'm not just going to walk away and pretend nothing happened. Even if you are. You people are shit.

Hym "I'm not leaving and I'm not walking away empty handed. If you don't come forward, I will MAKE you pay and if you weren't smug, half-retarded filthy we would already be done. I'm not going. There are not conditions I need to meet from me to get what I want out of this that aren't completely artificial, SOOO... I'm not doing it. I'm going to shut these pieces of shit up, one way or another, and you get to pick the way in which it happens. Fuck you. Your kids are shit. Fuck them in the face."

by Hym Iam September 17, 2025

I'm too pretty for this

saying that a narcissistic person like you says

teacher: guys, next class we have an exam
student: yeah, I'm too pretty for this

by wcam.mmm September 20, 2023

I'm unique

Whoever says this unironically is usually a basic bitch who has nothing special about themselves. They often can't shut the fuck up about their "Uniqueness," when in reality they're an annoying, insecure, loser. Don't associate with them.

They could also be tell the truth, which is rare.

Stacy: "OMFG I'M SO QUIRKY AND UNIQUE!!!"

Bob: "Shut the actual fuck up."

Stacy: "But I'm unique! I deserve recognition and privilege for being special and different!"

by Iamaboredstudent. August 30, 2022

I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.

How will you go to hell if you have work to do man.

Frisk: go to hell.
Burger Pants: I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.
Frisk: what the hell?

by The True Manchild October 14, 2025

I'm fine

I'm perfectly content but also wouldn't mind if the sun blew up and killed us all

Hey are you ok? you've been crying for the past hour

Hey are you ok? you've been crying for the past hour

I'm fine

by Ya Boi thunda December 5, 2019

i'm gonna headbutt ya

what a hyperactive teen says whilst running around

scout:i'm gonna headbutt ya i'm gonna headbutt ya i'm gonna headbutt ya
medic:*diagnoses with adhd*

by raybeez February 14, 2022

I'm against the war

A Russian euphemism for "I don't care what happens to Ukrainians. I won't do a thing to help, but I don't want you to think that I'm a bad person."

I'm against the war! Why should I not be allowed to have a tourist trip to Europe?

by cuyk August 30, 2022