high calorie human

A fat person; the "nice" way to call someone fat or to refer to someone who is fat when you are too weak to tell them the truth.

"Two high calorie humans wanted for allegedly setting fire to an apartment in Toronto.
"two WHAT?"

by RyanTheDefiner May 26, 2024

all hope in humanity is already lost.

said when you think society is doomed.

Person 1: Bro, I think all hope in humanity is already lost.
Person 2: Yeah same.

by anidiotwhoisbadatblender June 15, 2024

Faith In Humanity

A band/group who performs punk rock and synth wave music. The singer is known to genuinely have a kind attitude towards others at times, but is also known to be very outspoken about topics that may be sensitive to others. The music speaks of religion, heartbreak, poverty issues and overcoming emotional trauma and reconnecting with loved ones. Genre of music is seen to be dipping in and out of synth wave pop to heavy screaming punk lyrics with signature screams.

"Faith In Humanity will be performing for the Louder Than Life and The Emo Night festivals in the following years!"

by Rock all night publications! June 16, 2024

worst types of humans

these are some of the worst people you could meet in the whole history of paradox space
you’d wanna gauge your head into a pool of lava after meeting some of these people
{{ WARNING: MENTIONS OF PEDOPHILIA, ZOOPHILIA, AND OTHER GROSS AND DISTURBING THINGS }}

some examples of people on the “worst types of humans”

PEDOPHILE; someone who likes kids
ZOOPHILE; someone who likes animals
NECROPHILE; someone who likes corpses
JACK DOHERTY; harasses people in public and has his body guards protect him when they fight back
LOLI/SHOTA-CONS; someone who likes little girls(loli) or little boys(shota) in manga/anime
NECROZOOPHILIAC; someone who likes dead animals
NECROPEDOPHILIAC; someone who likes dead kids
NECROPEDOZOO; someone who likes dead baby animals (ONE OF THE WORST)
PLUSHOPHILE; someone who likes plushies
PLUSHOPEDOPHILIAC; someone who likes plushies that highly resemble kids (similar to loli/shota-cons, but not the same)
PLUSHOZOOPHILE; someone who likes animal plushies (these peoples are usually furries)
PLUSHOPEDOZOOPHILIAC: someone who likes animal plushies that highly resemble kids (ONE OF THE WORST)

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by I like penguinssss November 15, 2024

Freak Without a Human Heart

A strange, unlikable person that doesn't fit in. Particularly one that speaks to animals or Pokémon.

"N?! He's nothing more than a freak without a human heart!"

by anonymous January 2, 2025

Ai-Powered Human

Someone who needs AI to do basically anything in their life.

Person1: Hey dude have you seen that guy?
Person2: Who? Him?
Person1: Yeah that guy uses Ai for everything, It's like if he's an Ai-Powered Human... like he even asks Ai to generate art just so he can trace it 'cause he can't draw, or hell he asks Ai to edit docs while it just makes it a mess.

by LCS95 January 29, 2026

Autistic pet human

Typically a special needs person that looks adorable with the innocent eyes of a reptile or household pet. This is slang used by younger teens, and is considered offensive most often.

"Dude dylan is an autistic pet human."

by Superslicer January 29, 2026