ice cream given by a creeper who is most likely a murderer rapist who will hunt you down and kill you because free ice cream is non-existent and you will pay. Sooner or later...
by realeyesrealizereallies July 8, 2014
Get the free ice cream mug.A parent scared of letting their child(ren) out of their sight to travel to/from a neighborhood park, friend's house, community pool or walk to school for fear of being reported to Child Protective Services (CPS), or their child(ren) being picked up (abducted) by the police and delivered to CPS. These parents would normally be fine with letting their children be unsupervised for such excursions, but have been closely monitoring the news of the couple in Maryland who have had ideological clashes with CPS and by extension, the police. This case has sparked a national debate as to whether these parents actually neglected their children in any way, and further, how helicopter parenting has raised a generation of helpless children to adulthood (millennials) who now expect the government and society to protect and coddle them, and who are in turn projecting these values onto modern GenX parents.
Dan and Mary are such free range chickens; they won't let their kids walk to the park anymore. They used to be free-rangers.
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1.) "OH MY GOD! That dog is such a furry feef! Look at its cute little tail!"
2.) "Ew Robbie was being such a feef today."
2.) "Ew Robbie was being such a feef today."
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by Timothy Stickens September 7, 2015
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I have to hit my brake again, because that free footer just merged in front of me for the fourteenth time.
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Get the free the turtles mug.Absent of brassiere. Can be an expression of pride in perkiness or an excuse not to leave the house.
Damn! That dress looks great - how do you hide your bra lines?
- I'm free boobing, chica, no bra lines for me!
Hey - do you want to come and see my nephew's band play at the community centre?
- Aw, I'm sorry chica, free boobing today, I'm not leaving the house unless the gestapo show up.
- I'm free boobing, chica, no bra lines for me!
Hey - do you want to come and see my nephew's band play at the community centre?
- Aw, I'm sorry chica, free boobing today, I'm not leaving the house unless the gestapo show up.
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