lauren forcement

Derisive description of da policeman-like persona supposedly adopted by Ms. Bacall if you crossed her.

There is debate as to whether da former Mrs. Bogart truly "went all lauren forcement" anytime someone disagreed with her --- some people who knew her said dat she was actually very patient and dignified during many adversity-bearing situations.

by QuacksO July 11, 2024

Dad Force 1s

Nike Monarchs or New Balance 806 v1s. The typical dad shoe that's versatile enough to wear when mowing lawns or rocking the cell phone hip holster. Shoes that are often worn when yelling the phrase, "Slow down! Kids are playing around here!"

Yo, did you just get the Dad Force 1s?

by Dannomyte! July 28, 2024

Schroedingers foreskin

A Moyle and a baby are trapped in a box. You don't know if the baby has been circumcised or not.

Dude this job interview has got me feeling like schroedingers foreskin.

by Skebopfartcum September 20, 2023

g-force intercourse

when you spin around super fast while having sex

"I performed an impactful abortion and achieved full orgasm while engaging in g-force intercourse with my girl last night"

by beefusdeleefus October 4, 2023

the force is female

A slogan by Nike, invented circa 2017-2018, to promote a then-new line of women's high-top shoes. Contrary to disturbingly popular belief, it has absolutely nothing to do with the popular "Star Wars" multimedia franchise, nor was it ever spoken by Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy in the context of Star Wars.

Sane person: Okay, what are you having a row about now?
Angry asshole: It's Kathleen Kennedy and her "the force is female" agenda!
Sane person: Oh for the love of God, that was a slogan for fucking shoes! Get over it already, it's been 7 years!
Angry asshole: NO! I HAVE to hate Kennedy or I'll literally die!
Sane person: You're hopeless.

by Intelligence001 October 5, 2023

Mega Force

Mega Forces are the way of life. They are your first thought in the morning and you live your life from Mega Force to Mega Force. It's the purest energy drink known to mankind manufactured by a Dutch company "refresco benelux".

Oh how I crave you my dear Mega Force

by ratherfancyfeller December 18, 2023

Jake foreskin

The act of removing foreskin to become a gay furry aswell as this being a commonly used nickname for people with the name Jake and a last name starting with F

Your such a Jake foreskin

by Monkey crusher February 8, 2024