Ghost Docking

Inserting a human males penis where another human male peniss' has been. An inanimate object is the true definition. I.E.: a jar of Vasoline.

"Docking" but without one of the docks.

original reddit.com thread by CherrrryCola

subject A: "Oh man, I 'borrowed' my buddy's Vasoline jar and look what I saw!"

-picture of a Vasoline jar with a definitive "PAEYNESS" imprint in it.

(the actual "Ghost Docking" procedure is complete whence subject A inserts his PAEYNESS into/upon where his "buddies" man-tool once poked.) EEEWWWWWW!

by tronn4 March 3, 2012

Shit Doctor

A Plumber who unblocks sewage pipes.

"Oh no, the toilet is blocked. Quick, call the Shit Doctor!"

by Builder April 22, 2012

meat dock

a meat dock is basically an attractive man with a rockin body. his body is a dock where meat (aka the muscle) is stored. the meat usually resides in the arms, abdominals, and calves.

"whoah, that guy over there is a total meat dock, go get his number"

by juice head gorilla November 14, 2012

interlocking docking

When a male puts his foreskin over another mans helmet/bell end then the second man places his( the second foreskin) over the first gentlemans foreskin

Craig and mat decided to engage in mutual masturbation using interlocking docking

by Achara October 28, 2013

port docking

Defecating in a woman's vagina.

"Are you up for port docking?"

"No I have diarrhea."

by Psyeraph October 9, 2014

shot docs

A dumb thing that Laurence frequently says
Other quotes relating to the context "dingas but"
See also: "pingas"

"That was a really good pass bro" "yeah shot docs"

by Friendly neighbourhood gronk July 5, 2014

donkey docking

when two men are boning it out and don't wanna do it in the butt they touch their wangs together and pulling ones foreskin over the others wang, creating a docking port. and then ejaculating into the said 'donkey dock'

"hank was a little scared of feces, so he and Seth went donkey docking instead of the traditional gay way"asshole

by lisaloo1123 July 29, 2014