Dump dick

When your dick hangs in the toilet water, when your taking a dump!!!! Does not apply to people that have small dicks.

DUDE, I hate when I gotta shit so bad and can't remember to keep my cock out of the toilet water.. I hate when I get Dump dick!

by Diggitty April 10, 2011

Dank Dick

After a long jog ones privates can get unpleasantly moist and emit a fowl odor this is refered to as "having a dank dick".

Frank you really smell potent you wouldn't happen to be suffering from a dank dick would you?

by Jimbass April 25, 2006

dick talk

when one thinks and acts with their dick or vag.

"I hooked up with this chick last night."
"Are you interested?"
"No, it was just dick talk."

by j&mb3 May 12, 2010

Dick Chin

The foreskin of an uncircumsized penis.

Tyler: Hey jeff, guess what?
Jeff: What?
Tyler: I heard Erin turned down Kyle because he has a huge, dirty dick chin.

by T-Harmony April 19, 2009

Dick Nasty

Adj
1. Describes something that is really bad
2. Describes something that is really awesome

1. Damn man, those burritos I got at 7-11 are so dick nasty that I had the runs for 4 days straight.
2. Holy shit, that movie was so dick nasty, bruce willis killed 7 people with his bare hands and then flew a helicopter back to safety...all while making out with some hot chick.

by Polaco March 20, 2005

dick cheney

Proof that W likes men with cold hands. Has heart attacks daily, but is still vigorously fucks the American retards that elected him. Maybe if he had some of the petroleum in his veins replaced with actual blood his ticker would behave itself.

Dick Cheney needs a jack-in-the-box. Doo-doo-doo-doo-doodoo-doo-doo...POP!!!

by nomorebushpleasegodnomorebush December 8, 2003

dick skinner

what Marines call your hand

Get your dick skinners out of your pockets.

by Gary M June 19, 2003