Ur dad

Hmmm idk man he's gone he disappeared

Deric: "Ur dad was really hard last night dude I felt all up on that shit" Chris: WHAT DUDE U FUCKED MY DAD

by I'm gay ASF so is ur mom March 24, 2024

andi's dad

the bread eater, asks his son andi to make him some bread and mash goes like gf.

andi's dad: ANDI where is my fucking bread u dam prick, i want sourdough bitch. andi: yes father but let me finish making more money then emma because she owns me and i dont like getting owned. andi's dad: syd pal and hurry

by TOCH EMMA November 13, 2009

Dad

My dad is not like other dads. He truly cares about me and my sister, and does the most that he can to make us have good lives. He works and works to take care of us, and he doesn’t get as much recognition as he should. My dad is funny, jokes around (makes mostly dad jokes), and is really good at technology. This Father’s Day, I wanted to see if I could get this on a mug since there’s always coffee brewed in the mornings. But hey dad, thank you for being extraordinary and I love you so much, and thank you for everything you do. You make a big difference in my life each day, happy Father’s Day.

I’m hopefully gonna get my dad a Father’s Day mug with my own urban dictionary description on it.

by saraoic June 15, 2018

Dad

Let me guess he's gone for the milk

Dad's back with the milk

by Nothig here lol October 6, 2021

My Dad

lazy, slow, loud, and likes to take my spot on the couch

Hey Evan, stop acting like my dad, it's darn annoying.

by minecraftveteran August 1, 2020

Dad Hooked

When someone (commonly a father figure) walks into a room with a show on the tv and slowly sits down on the couch as they are glued to the screen

Them: Have you watched Stranger Things yet?
You: No I walked in on my parents watching Breaking Bad and god Dad Hooked

by Cartini July 5, 2022

Dad joke

Used by Hugh Mungus

Dad jokes used by Hugh Mungus

Crazy lady "what's your name?"
Hugh Mungus "it's Hugh...Mungus."

by See me standing here October 12, 2018