Christmas cookie

A term for women equating them to “Christmas cookies” as “they are no longer good after 25”; reflecting the social notion imposed on women to settle down and marry before 25.

“When a woman’s Christmas cookie phase ends at 25 she should be married and settle into wife life.”

by Incredulous Johnny December 31, 2023

Preacher cookie

A cookie you give your children, when you want them to go outside and not come back in until your parents are done doing the nasty.

“Kids come get your preacher cookie, you know what time it is!”

by Emjay bongsweed January 6, 2024

Super Cookies

When a 10 year old "Timmy Turner" bounces on the bed with five different supermodels he wished for. They all know how to quote on quote "Make super cookies."

Timmy: "Can you guys make cookies?"
Three out of five supermodels: "Super Cookies!"

by BLAMEcanadah_ January 9, 2024

toll house cookie

When 2 guys hold a pillow between them and ejaculate on the pillow and leave it back on the bed for someone to enjoy.

Meghan had a toll house cookie on her bed when she returned from her trip

by MeHGCHuNgtonight January 20, 2024

corny cookie

when youre so corny that a girl calls you this as a cute nickname

ivan: lise what starts with an L and ends with an E? hint: it's pretty
lise: umm life?
ivan: no its you 😘
lise: ivan ur such a corny cookie
ivan: ur always calling me corny 🙄

by iluvulise<3 January 21, 2024

Do You Want a Cookie?

A way of saying I don’t care to someone.

Micheal: “I found a rock!”

Rory: “So fucking cool.. Do You Want a Cookie?”

Micheal: “I love cookies!”

Rory: “….”

by she’s mine. January 22, 2024

Cookie Cutter Bitch

gay slang for someone hat doesnt have any striking personality traits that define them from being unpeculiar, to the naked eye. basically not enough style to make a scene on the spot.

that cookie cutter bitch stephine's outfit didn't stand out enough

by misfitmall January 22, 2024