Blow the Gaff

To knock one out on to a piece of cloth - in most cases a hankerchief - roll it up and hide it under the bed covers.

Guy: hey, why you late today? Been waiting for ages...

Friend: Sorry man, had to blow the gaff first.

Guy: Did you wash your hands?

by Crazy Meka September 16, 2009

blow up job

Inflatable coitus

Yo! Did you see him give Frosty a blow up job in the front yard?!

by LadyLonglegs34 May 14, 2021

blow-buy

Where a gal "purchases" a guy's assistance with one or more fellatio-sessions.

Monica Blewisnky is so smilingly attractive and has such huge luscious smoochy lips that she is usually able to get eager studs to assist her without having to pay them any money; she simply blow-buys anything she needs from them.

by QuacksO July 24, 2019

Bubble blowing Betty

A girl who loves everything with a penis. She always chooses the wrong men with chaods. She loves to gag on your balls so be careful

"bro did you hear bubble blowing Betty was coming to that party in the lace thongs"

by Chaod slopper April 4, 2021

zombie blow job

When the blower pretends to be a zombie as they hoark the cock.

My girlfriend got all tuned up on wine coolers and bath salts and gave me a zombie blow job. I need some neosporin.

by Cully Mumbles September 30, 2017

blowing badgers

Not quite a tornado but windy enough that no one would accuse you of exaggerating if you claimed a badger just blew by.

Translated straight from the legitimate Swedish saying "det blåser grävling" which in the Swedish skydiving world means that it is way too windy to go skydiving.

Holy cow dude, it's blowing badgers!

by BlowingBadgersForReal February 23, 2021

Blowing Jugs

When you blow in a girls ass hole after you have anal and it sounds like your blowing across the opening of a bottle.

I pulled out and started blowing jugs in her wide open ass.

by TR127 November 10, 2022