I'm Hym

OK. You're that.

Hym "I'm Hym. In the words of Ray Liotta 'What's in it for me?' Because if you're more concerned with changing my mind than you are with the pressure in my skull, I hate to break it to you but aren't actually concerned with changing my mind. You are fillbustering me until my skull fills with fluid and crossing your fingers in the hopes that one of the other people reading this WITH YOU isn't going to walk into a school with a gloc the second the love letters stop. Nothing I've said is untestable and if your really want me to pull the trigger of the gun I have pointed to your head. But I don't think that's what you want. The fact that I can't say words to you, get the thing that I need from you, and send you on your way is the problem with you and no amount of conversation or change is going to fix that for you. And I'm not projecting and it isn't how I feel inside. This is enough. This is MORE that enough. THIS is MORE than YOU have done. You want me to need your input so you are withholding the input that would reduce my need for your input to 0. That is all the is happening here. No other description applies. So, if you want to change something, change that. So, no. Fuck you. All inputs will lead to child murder or child murder by proxy."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2024

I'm not Ben Meisalas

I wasn't saying that I am Ben Meisalas.

Hym "Ben Meisalas is being a bandwagon hopper. I do not have a YouTube channel. The Majority Report knows my full name phone number and address. I'm not Ben Meisalas. That's not what I meant. The 'his own Playbook.' Statement is coming from him."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2025

I'm shaking my booty

the action of shaking ones booty

Susan: I'm shaking my booty
Frank: ok

by deep fried potato December 7, 2021

i'm fine

If somebody texts you i'm fine get ready. They are either having a mental breakdown and crying or they want you dead because they think you're an a-hole and they are really mad at you, so you should not treat them like they are fine or stable in any way.

"oh it's ok i'm not mad i'm fine!"
"I said i'm fine can we stop fighting!"
"I'm fine nothing is wrong! No i'm not mad i'm fine, I said i'm fine."

by The DMC April 19, 2020

I'm Not Gay

When someone tries to explain that they aren't a faggot but they are indeed a faggot.

Logan: "I'm not gay, I swear!"
Tucker: "You literally sent 50 gay porn videos to me."
Logan: "That's because it's funny!"

by Plumbus Flarp December 11, 2023

I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA

It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.

"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"

by Bokskogen July 28, 2022

I'm sure you did

Yeah, well...

Hym "I'm sure you did. And, I know. That's clearly the impetus..."

by Hym Iam July 9, 2025