Poop guilt

An animal or human that feels terrible about where he or she as shit. Ex. Floor, table, pants

Poor Max was overwhelmed with poop guilt after he shit on the floor again.

by Pete's ass stinks! May 21, 2018

Tumblr Poop

The act of scrambling a Tumblr post's texts to make humorous or obscure words/phrases. This can range from switching mere text or words around or creating an image of the selected text and altering it to be duplicated, magnified/shrunk, or even putting irrelevant images into the created Tumblr Poop

Wow, I just got Tumblr Pooped!
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This post seems boring... I should Tumblr Poop it!
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Check out this Tumblr Poop. It's hilarious!

by Rare_Walker April 23, 2018

phoney poop

When you excuse yourself to go to the bathroom but you’re really just gonna use your phone

Things aren’t going anywhere tonight, that’s the third time in the last hour the girl’s had to use the bathroom !
Oh, you’ve got it wrong she’s just texting friends, you know, it’s a phoney poop!

by MomEil January 3, 2018

Pskov poop

A Pskov poop is when you afk, spin in spawn and take a shit at the same time

Me: I'm gonna go for a Pskov poop
Friend: Okay, I'll camp here *buys autosniper*
*gets easy ace*
Friend: ez

by GProgs January 23, 2020

group poop

when you and the homies head to a multi-stall bathroom to shit together and chat

“you coming to group poop your school today?”
“sure but i’ll warn you, i had Diarrhea this morning.”

by Ppnecker87 February 3, 2020

Poop Wap

Poop wap is what you do when you are in an Ikea store and you Really have to go so you do a big long Poop Wap in the furniture.

I accidentaly may have done a Poop Wap in the shower section.

by lil penguino /m.j.g February 4, 2020

Poop tooter

A lower brow and somewhat comical name for the human anus.

Dude, that is the last time I go to Taco Bell! You should have seen what came out of my poop tooter last night!

by DJ Optimus P March 30, 2020