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autosniper 

The SIG SG gun on Counter-Strike that n00bs use as an excuse for dying.
"I'm a n00b, but I can hide it by blaming my death on autosnipers!"
autosniper by LostPenguin September 7, 2004
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autosniper n00b 

A guy whos playing an full automatic sniper rifle and kills you.
Guy: Yeah 4 kills in a row!
You: STFU GO AWP FCKNG AUTOSNIPER N00B

Autosnipers

The Autosnipers (Automatic Sniper Rifles) are the two most expensive weapons in CS:GO (at $5000 each). As they are insanely accurate, have essentially no recoil, and have excellent armor penetration, they are considered to be the most busted guns in the game. Though they might seem like obvious choices, given their point-and-click nature, buying either of the autosnipers will have you labeled as a noob. They are considered no-skill weapons by all but the lowest-ranked players and rarely make their way into competitive play.
"Bro, did you just buy one of the autosnipers, you noob!"
"I clicked it by mistake, I swear!!!"
Autosnipers by SteamShovel November 28, 2020

auto sniper

A nickname for the two sniper rifles in Counter-Strike that don't have to be cocked after every shot.

In the older verions of CS it was a more powerful gun (the G3, originally available to both teams) that flew under the radar despite people like me dominating with it to the point of disbelief and worship by opponents and teammates. Like the current auto snipers, the G3 was never accurate on the first shot which made shooting, retreating, and shooting again impossible.

When it was given increased accuracy, people started to complain about it. Then the accuracy was lowered again and another auto sniper was introduced and the two became team-specific.

It is often banned even when the 'AWP' isn't because people get frustrated when they are killed by an auto sniper, not because it is an uber gun like the AWP. The Scout is never banned, and is "silenced" which is why you can't hear it from a distance.

The auto snipers are more difficult to use than the regular snipers since you have to sit in the same spot and shoot very slowly to be accurate and can easily be killed by someone not in your scope or anyone with a regular sniper. Because of this it is rarely used and is only good under very specific conditions.
i freaking hate gettng kiled by a auto sniper !

auto sniper

A contradictory and juvenile nickname given to the German G3 SG-1 sniper rifle. Mostly used in Counter-Strike, in which most players are too ignorant to notice the flaws in their "gamer" terminology. It is hard to imagine where this nickname comes from, as in the the game, the rifle does not have the full-automatic firing capability.
Jeff: W4tch 0ut j00 nubs i'11 k1ck j00r a$$ wif my l337 auto sniper LOL!

Me: Auto sniper? Snipers are people, not guns, you dumbfuck.
auto sniper by Sgt N00dle December 13, 2008

autospermophagy 

The practice of eating one's own jizz for enjoyment or as a protein supplement.

Pronounced "Otto's perm Ma fudgie." Accent on "Ma."
Tim told me that some of the guys at the circlejerk might be doing autospermophagy. He was right. One guys wiped up his jizz with his hand and licked it up. Another guy aimed for his mouth and landed three big squirts of cum in there. The last guy was the best, though. He put his knees behind his shoulders and sucked on his dong until he filled his mouth with his own thick goo and showed to the rest of us on his tongue. Cool dicktricks, bros!
autospermophagy by Xaime June 3, 2019

auto sniper

A wicked gun from Counter-Strike that requires some skill to use. It Fires about 20 bullets. This gun is good for Terrorists but the Counter Terrorist Version Sucks the big Cak with its horrible accuracy.
I pwned your n00b ass with the auto sniper.
auto sniper by TerrorFox June 26, 2004
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