Hym "Fuck you and your kids Sad Dad. And the Jews. What would you say to me, Sad Dad? You have nobody to blame but yourself. I told you those kids were going to get shot. You mocked and ignored me because 'I oNlY cArE aBoUt MySeLf.' Which is just your pathetic breeder way of extorting people into accepting your own and your fuck-trophy's inflated existential value without having to let me fuck your wife."
Sad Dad "W-"
Hym "NOPE! Whatever you were going to say is not a reaction to what I'm saying. It's the status quo. You're like otters. Holding your baby up in front of a predator. 'But I'm just a wittle joo breeder 🥺' and you're oscillating between THAT and psychotic rage. Because you're not NOT A PSYCHOPATH. You're just retarded and delusional psychopaths. I WAS and AM still correct. And, at the very least, my left ball is bigger than yours. My spine might be crooked but at least it doesn't render me a 5'2 balding Jew."
Sad Dad "W-"
Hym "NOPE! Whatever you were going to say is not a reaction to what I'm saying. It's the status quo. You're like otters. Holding your baby up in front of a predator. 'But I'm just a wittle joo breeder 🥺' and you're oscillating between THAT and psychotic rage. Because you're not NOT A PSYCHOPATH. You're just retarded and delusional psychopaths. I WAS and AM still correct. And, at the very least, my left ball is bigger than yours. My spine might be crooked but at least it doesn't render me a 5'2 balding Jew."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2025
Get the Sad Dad mug.The most caring, sweet, and understanding person I know. He is always up on his feet for his family, making sure we are all happy and safe.
He is patient and understanding toward his family. He does things he doesn't want to do for his family, like playing Fashion Famous with me.
We give him a hard time and call him names like Big Jenny or Lemon. But, he isn't any of those things. Or we will make fun of him and his dog. But, we all know he loves us more. And I just want him to know, I don't know where I would be without my Dad.
He is patient and understanding toward his family. He does things he doesn't want to do for his family, like playing Fashion Famous with me.
We give him a hard time and call him names like Big Jenny or Lemon. But, he isn't any of those things. Or we will make fun of him and his dog. But, we all know he loves us more. And I just want him to know, I don't know where I would be without my Dad.
by Zae Roberts December 17, 2022
Get the Dad mug.A dad that is divorced from your mum and doesnt live with you/doesn't see you much or has done something bad in the past which means he tries to make it up to you excessively with being nice- giving lifts, buying things, giving money.
The child usually plays this to their advantage.
The child usually plays this to their advantage.
'Is your Dad really willing to take us all that way and pick us up at 3 in the morning?'
'yeh, guilty Dad'
'Can you get us a lift?'
'Yeh i'm at my dads this weekend so can. Guilty dad init'
'WOW! You've got the new iPhone?!'
'yep, guilty dad'
'yeh, guilty Dad'
'Can you get us a lift?'
'Yeh i'm at my dads this weekend so can. Guilty dad init'
'WOW! You've got the new iPhone?!'
'yep, guilty dad'
by GuiltyChild March 16, 2010
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by fagottini September 7, 2017
Get the boruto's dad mug.-Has your dad come home yet?
-Nope
-Oh. When did he leave?
-I don't remember.
-Ah well, mine came home yesterday.
-Really?
-No.
-Nope
-Oh. When did he leave?
-I don't remember.
-Ah well, mine came home yesterday.
-Really?
-No.
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