bakon vodka cream pie

when pan of hot bakon grease is slung onto an unsuspecting whore's vagina. The burn is then sterilized with the cheapest vodka available and the friend of the grease slinger then administers a standard cream pie to said whore.

That whore on the tiki bar wanted a body shot but got a bakon vodka cream pie.

by fishy oil May 21, 2011

pumkin pie mother fuckers

Used by My Chemical Romance's Gerard Way when he's playing kickball drunk :

"This shit is easy peasy pumpkin peasy, pumkin pie mother fuckers !"

by Julianna :] January 5, 2008

cherry cream pie

When u cum on a chicks face and then u punch her in the nose and blood comes out and u mix that shit together.CHERRY CREAM PIE!

"Man last night i gave this chick a cherry cream pie"
"sick man"

by Windsor's Most Wanted May 17, 2006

Tampa Bay Pizza Pie

while a girl is on her period you put mozzerella cheese(feel free to use any other cheese if you want) then put pepperoni on it fucking her until the cheese melts, the blood is representing the pizza sauce.

een made a Tampa Bay Pizza Pie out of ame's pussy.

by Max (Partial credit to Will) March 17, 2008

i like sexy pie

a phrase used to end an awkwad silence or an awkward moment that usually resuts in laughing nd people staring at the person who said it

three friends are sitting around hangin out. they were all having a discussion about what they did the week before and then... an awkward moment/silence occurs.
tom:i like sexy pie!!
matt:*laughing... gives tom a look of confusion*
tammy*laughing... also gives tom a look of confusion but asks tom...* what the heel does that mean? what is sexy pie? and what does it have to do with anything?
tom: i dont know... i just thought somethin needed to be said to break our silence and and tension so i said what came to mind!!!

by liz the crazy monkey July 1, 2008

music city mud pie

When nashville musicians shit all over a groupie on a tour bus.

Mike and Jim gave that bitch a serious music city mud pie.

by Funballs July 7, 2008

Sold the pie shack

When your in a bad situation and it looks like its not going to work out, but then it does.

"Hey Dan caught a lucky break, Sheryl broke up with him"
"Sheryl broke up with him?"
"Yeah"
"Wow he really sold the pie shack"

You want to sell a pie shack but who wants to buy a pie shack?Then someone comes along and buys it.

by BUTTCHIKEN March 26, 2010