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cock gobbler

When a female pecks onto a male's penis like a chicken
Rick: Hey, Erika is a really good cock gobbler.
Eric: Damn, dude that's awesome!
by 696969696969696969696 February 22, 2018
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lemon cock

When a male is engaged in sexual acts for long periods of time without ejaculating causing his penis to swell up and resemble somewhat as a lemon. Usually happens to opiate addicts due to the fact opiates make it hard if not impossible to ejaculate while under the influence.
"Yo dog I was fucking Trina for 5 hours straight and couldn't cum, I got severe Lemon Cock now. I just wanted to splurge so I kept goin now my shaft is swollen to the max and hurts like a mug!!"
by Daddy Dirtwood May 20, 2014
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Cocks Block

Verb: When a group of guys are simultaneously hitting on a girl and another guy enters in and simultaneously manages to cock block the entire group.
Marlon, Ash, and Baby J were all trying to get with that cute blonde at the bar when Shahty walked up and stole their thunder. He was such a cocks block.
by AshDusky February 20, 2011
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cock smell

someone that smells like an unclean cock
man go shower you fucking cocksmell
by killa September 11, 2003
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Revolting Cocks

An industrial band in the mid to late 1980's. Also, a very good team name for any sport.

Synonym: Disgusting Roosters
The Revolting Cocks sweeped our sorry little asses in the game last night.
by Gonad September 28, 2005
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suck cock

to kowtow; to show unnecessary respect or deference in order to win favor with a superior or colleague. Annoying, ingratiating behaviour that is observed by others. Usually used with pronouns, he, she, you, rather than with actual names, John, Sylvia. The origin is probably derived from the idea that great pleasure is derived by the recipient of fellatio. Hence, giving someone one more pleasure than they deserve in hopes that they will be so pleased they will feel obliged to give you benefits, usually in the form of job security, more hours at work, more favorable shifts or to have her/his opinions favored and adopted.
I don't suck cock. He sucks cock at work.

A colleague may question, "How come he gets to work all the good shifts?" whereupon someone might reply, "Oh, he sucks cock."
by Rudolf Kurt Penner February 22, 2007
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man cock

The total awesomeness of a single male in a large group of people. To become a "man cock" you must do something totally freaking awesome, and have it recognized by the group of peers. Once given the "man cock" status one can only give it away, it can not be taken. The "man cock" can give full rights to the title of "man cock" or just a temporary pass to the "man cock" title. One is "man cock" until he gives it away to the future "man cock".
by Man Cock November 10, 2008
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