When your loved one gives you a wet, sloppy zerbert and then blows it dry with a steady stream of breath.
by MoxieB May 3, 2009
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Get the I lvoe cars mug.When you realize that you did not wipe so great last time you used the bathroom and you have itchy ass syndrome. And since you are at work you give it a courtesy wipe to relieve some of the damage until you can take a shower.
Hey man why are you walking funny?
Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.
This is why she left you bro
Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.
This is why she left you bro
by Lil dewdrop June 11, 2023
Get the 3$ car wash mug.Generally referring to micro vehicles such as smart cars, Mitsubishi Mirage hatchbacks, Toyota Yaris etc. Tiny vehicles whos horns don’t really even beep, but rather sound like a baby bird doing it’s best.
Driver abruptly changing lanes: Did you hear something?
Passenger : I think that lil Meep Car just honked their horn at you.
Passenger : I think that lil Meep Car just honked their horn at you.
by Bradentonian June 7, 2022
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by $ally August 4, 2007
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"My barbie dream car, i miss you<3"
"My barbie dream car, i miss you<3"
by miiok February 23, 2023
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