David Karnaghan

absolute fucking unit
big muscly daddy

owner of all the shuggenns
god himself

i wan david karnaghan to fuck me so hard

by @trollyeakinreal October 27, 2022

David

There’s always one person named David in your friend group. Yeah well that guy looks like a sloth and probs go marcellin

G david , yea fuck u hehe

by user2838478219923 November 22, 2021

david

not part of the boys

“is that david”

“do you mean not part of the boys”

by badbitch69420 June 21, 2019

David

big hunky alpha man, might be racist kinda not sure.

omg david is so zaddy hot DAYUM

by anonymous December 18, 2023

David Billington

A metaphor for a serial pedophile. Preying on the youngest victims possible. Located in the Leicestershire region of U.K.

"oh my days, David Billington is at it again!" Screamed the unfortunate parents.

by Mike the rock Tyson June 4, 2017

A David Kessler

When you are committing suicide, but failed to commit suicide.

"I'm committing suicide today"
"Well don't do a David Kessler on me"

by I eat ass for breakfast November 25, 2016

David Rigging

1. The process of manually altering something to fit one's needs without any regard to the actual assembly instructions. Often, the end result is an item that is partially-functional and only works in a limited capacity.
2. Using an item for something other than it's intended use.

"Would you please stop David rigging that baby gate and just follow the instructions that are on the back of the box?"

"Who put that TV stand together? It looks like it was David rigged."

"This DVD player is held together with shish-ka-bob sticks instead of screws. Who David rigged this thing?"

by Richelle Smith December 26, 2009